Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Coffee

OK, so this morning starts out with me making my morning coffee, right? Sounds simple. Well, I'm standing there carefully adding 4 scoops (OK, 5 scoops) of ground coffee to my coffee cup, then I add the stevia (yeah, sugar-whatever) and I stir. Meanwhile, the coffee maker is sitting there on the counter screaming to me, "Hey dummy, the coffee grounds go here!!" Then as I start to raise my cup, I realize that I have made a terrible mistake. I mean, not a G dub-uah invading Iraq, mistake, but a mistake none the less.
I've lost time. The peloton is gaining.

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